did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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