your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
