You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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