well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
