halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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