Welp...herpes.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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