how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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