I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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