I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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