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i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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