He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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