420 ftw
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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