I want to stick my p in your. b.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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