How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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