I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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