the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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