Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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