just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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