Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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