dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I need to align my fucking chakras
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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