What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's official drugs can't kill me
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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