it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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