I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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