I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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