Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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