i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think people are normalizing furries
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