I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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