is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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