it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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