she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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