yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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