do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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