i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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