She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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