I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
