Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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