you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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