this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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