so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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