I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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