she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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