S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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