its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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