Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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