Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You're a waste of cheezeits
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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