Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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