Heybabeimwearingurpanties
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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