Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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