Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize
