addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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