Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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