Me too!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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