dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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