I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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